Caption Contest: win a signed copy of Truly, Madly, Deadly by @BeccaWilcott

UPDATE: @SookieBonTemps, @LaffayetteTB, and I (@BeccaWilcott) deliberated long and hard . . . until the ice cream truck came and I called it. (No one waits for soft serve.)

Congratulations to our winners! Fire me an email at beccawilcott[at]gmail[dot]com with your mailing address and a signed copy of Truly, Madly, Deadly will begin its trek to you!

Francesco: “The Vampire Snuggie. Don’t be caught dead without it.

Emily Wasek: “Dementors aren’t the only ones that can suck out your soul…Truly, madly, deadly”

Honorable mentions:
Tan: “Death Becomes Her”
Rodney Pflau: “And the material is completely sun proof for those times when you absolutely must be out during the day.”
Chase: “On the hunt for Fraggles in the vast blacklands.”

Original Post:

When I had my author photos taken, I gave the photographer one direction: “Make my eyes pop, Carl! That’s all I ask.” It was cold, windy, I was eating my hair, and my eyes were leaking. I grabbed my friend’s jacket, having no idea how honkin’ huge the hood was, and it was like someone tripped a switch. “Wow,” I thought to myself, “This is really dramatic. I bet my eyes are totally popping now!” Upon posting the image on Facebook, a good friend commented, “It’s the Mennonite of the Apocalypse!” I laughed my arse off and have yet to come up with anything better. But I bet you can! Let’s run a contest!

Becca of the Apocalypse (Photo credit: Carl W Heindl)

RULES: Write a caption for this pic in the comments to be entered for your chance to win one of two signed copies of Truly, Madly, Deadly: the Unofficial True Blood Companion. Enter as many times as you like. Do your worst best!

Contest closes Wednesday, May 5. Winners will be announced shortly thereafter.

Judged: Becca Wilcott, @LafayetteTB, and @SookieBonTemps!

See more of Carl’s work >> here.

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    • Chase
    • April 23rd, 2010

    On the hunt for Fraggles in the vast blacklands.

    • Rodney Pflaum
    • April 23rd, 2010

    And the material is completely sun proof for those times when you absolutely must be out during the day.

    • Orchid
    • April 23rd, 2010

    “Angel of Death ” usually faceless dark hooded figure until it’s your time the face is revealed

    • Orchid
    • April 23rd, 2010

    “Death at my door “

    • Steva
    • April 23rd, 2010

    Not only will she scorch you to death with her eyes, she’ll hide your dead body in the back of that hood.

    • tan
    • April 23rd, 2010

    Death Becomes Her? 😉

  1. I don’t need a stupid ring to go out in the sunlight when I have this, BEWARE!

  2. “No, Bill, Sookie is MINE.”

  3. “When I’m famous, my head will be *this* big.”

    Loves ya, Becca! 😉

    • CarolynC
    • April 23rd, 2010

    It kind of looks to me like you are on a massage table, holding on tight:

    “You’d be tense too, if you had to deal with Eric’s mood swings for the past century”

  4. The Vampire Snuggie. Don’t be caught dead without it.

    • CarolynC
    • April 23rd, 2010

    Alternatively:
    “Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a holocaust cloak!”

    • Diane Capkovic
    • April 23rd, 2010

    You look like the Grim Reaper lost in a meadow. Shocked that you missed your appointment. Oh no, now what?

  5. In the event of a water landing, the hood can be used as a floatation device.

  6. Tinky Winky the Teletubbie has been going through his Goth phase.

    • Tracy Martinez
    • May 5th, 2010

    The title I would use is “Phantom Darkness, for your eye’s only”

    • Lydia Vierson
    • May 5th, 2010

    Stormy sea of discontent raging from her eyes while the bitter cold escapes from her fingertips.

    • Emily Wasek
    • May 5th, 2010

    Dementors aren’t the only ones that can suck out your soul…Truly, madly, deadly

    • Gigi Beachler
    • May 5th, 2010

    This damn weather can sure ruin a bitches’ hair!

    • truebiedoobydoo
    • May 5th, 2010

    So this is what it looks like under the massage table.

  7. Heathcliff, it’s me, I’m Cathy, I’ve come home now. So co-o-o-old.Let me in your window. What, this stake? It’s nothing.

    • caitlin Sayre Ward
    • May 5th, 2010

    “snuggies are for wusses”

    • caitlin Sayre Ward
    • May 5th, 2010

    “Evil doughnut”

    • caitlin Sayre Ward
    • May 5th, 2010

    “Eye of the storm”

    • caitlin Sayre Ward
    • May 5th, 2010

    ‘Eye’-carumba!

    • Kitty Henning
    • May 6th, 2010

    It is a total drag getting caught without my clothes. I don’t want to be seen, this cloak outta due.

  1. April 26th, 2010
  2. April 26th, 2010

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