Caption Contest: win a signed copy of Truly, Madly, Deadly by @BeccaWilcott
UPDATE: @SookieBonTemps, @LaffayetteTB, and I (@BeccaWilcott) deliberated long and hard . . . until the ice cream truck came and I called it. (No one waits for soft serve.)
Congratulations to our winners! Fire me an email at beccawilcott[at]gmail[dot]com with your mailing address and a signed copy of Truly, Madly, Deadly will begin its trek to you!
Francesco: “The Vampire Snuggie. Don’t be caught dead without it.
Emily Wasek: “Dementors aren’t the only ones that can suck out your soul…Truly, madly, deadly”
Honorable mentions:
Tan: “Death Becomes Her”
Rodney Pflau: “And the material is completely sun proof for those times when you absolutely must be out during the day.”
Chase: “On the hunt for Fraggles in the vast blacklands.”
Original Post:
When I had my author photos taken, I gave the photographer one direction: “Make my eyes pop, Carl! That’s all I ask.” It was cold, windy, I was eating my hair, and my eyes were leaking. I grabbed my friend’s jacket, having no idea how honkin’ huge the hood was, and it was like someone tripped a switch. “Wow,” I thought to myself, “This is really dramatic. I bet my eyes are totally popping now!” Upon posting the image on Facebook, a good friend commented, “It’s the Mennonite of the Apocalypse!” I laughed my arse off and have yet to come up with anything better. But I bet you can! Let’s run a contest!
Becca of the Apocalypse (Photo credit: Carl W Heindl)
RULES: Write a caption for this pic in the comments to be entered for your chance to win one of two signed copies of Truly, Madly, Deadly: the Unofficial True Blood Companion. Enter as many times as you like. Do your worst best!
Contest closes Wednesday, May 5. Winners will be announced shortly thereafter.
Judged: Becca Wilcott, @LafayetteTB, and @SookieBonTemps!
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On the hunt for Fraggles in the vast blacklands.
Ha. Love it.Check it: Fraggles in Deutsch!
And the material is completely sun proof for those times when you absolutely must be out during the day.
“Angel of Death ” usually faceless dark hooded figure until it’s your time the face is revealed
“Death at my door “
Not only will she scorch you to death with her eyes, she’ll hide your dead body in the back of that hood.
Death Becomes Her? 😉
I don’t need a stupid ring to go out in the sunlight when I have this, BEWARE!
“No, Bill, Sookie is MINE.”
“When I’m famous, my head will be *this* big.”
Loves ya, Becca! 😉
It kind of looks to me like you are on a massage table, holding on tight:
“You’d be tense too, if you had to deal with Eric’s mood swings for the past century”
The Vampire Snuggie. Don’t be caught dead without it.
Alternatively:
“Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a holocaust cloak!”
You look like the Grim Reaper lost in a meadow. Shocked that you missed your appointment. Oh no, now what?
In the event of a water landing, the hood can be used as a floatation device.
Tinky Winky the Teletubbie has been going through his Goth phase.
The title I would use is “Phantom Darkness, for your eye’s only”
Stormy sea of discontent raging from her eyes while the bitter cold escapes from her fingertips.
Dementors aren’t the only ones that can suck out your soul…Truly, madly, deadly
This damn weather can sure ruin a bitches’ hair!
So this is what it looks like under the massage table.
Heathcliff, it’s me, I’m Cathy, I’ve come home now. So co-o-o-old.Let me in your window. What, this stake? It’s nothing.
“snuggies are for wusses”
“Evil doughnut”
“Eye of the storm”
‘Eye’-carumba!
It is a total drag getting caught without my clothes. I don’t want to be seen, this cloak outta due.